Interesting Mathematics!!

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man+ smart woman =romance
Smart man+ dumb woman =affair
Dumb man +smart woman =marriage
Dumb man +dumb woman =pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss+ smart employee =profit
Smart boss+ dumb employee =production
Dumb boss+ smart employee =promotion
Dumb boss+ dumb employee =overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him alot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting thatshe won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.